That man knows he will be judged;
On everything he says.
He's careful to avoid offense
Whilst seeking to amaze.
That man always sees the light.
Employers, have no fear.
Disregard your workers rights,
It's still best that you're here.
That man has a vision
of a clean community.
To Indigenous Australians,
This is an opportunity.
He's an expert on the climate's change
He know's it's all a hoax.
The ice caps can't be melting.
The ozone layer ain't broke.
That man always knows what's right
For women of the world.
Sexual purity is valued;
But only for the girls.
That man always knows his place.
It's here upon this land.
to guide us to a future
Still filled with golden sand.
And those who come across the seas?
They too should learn their place.
Not everyone can stay here.
It's not like we have space.
That man is a hero;
That man is always right.
That man is our protector;
If we're all male and white.
P.S
That man said he may be "cruel",
a "callow, heartless bastard".
Some may think he is a fool.
But now it's you I'm asking.
Tell me in the comments what you think of Australia's Prime Minister.
http://abbottisms.com/quote/13